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Yell Demotivational Poster


REAL MEN DON'T CRY - Until the dog dies at the end.




VEGANS ARE SNEAKY BASTARDS. -


TAGS: vegan food tray yell kill
Rating: 4.47/5

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falloutghoul - March 8, 2012, 9:15 pm, #230931
Oh god, kill it again! It's trying to escape!


SURVIVORS -


TAGS: life time statistic joke star trek death expendable crew tv show rule red yellow blue shirt
Rating: 2.69/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:58 pm, #214223
yup..102%. Regardless, the mistake isnt big enough to change the obvious impat of the real numbers that well over 70% of those in red shirts are going to get vaporized.
Chateaux - July 16, 2009, 9:37 am, #96139
Someone did it believe me... visit and enjoy this: http://www.sitelogicmarketing.com/blog/02-a***ytics-according-to-captain-kirk
culos - July 15, 2009, 8:46 am, #95717
Someone needs to get a life! Seriously who has time to add up those percentages????
Jetman - July 15, 2009, 8:40 am, #95714
Someone needs to learn math, 102%?


BLONDE WISDOM? -




ARGUING. - She's learning early.




YELLOW SUBMARINE - Not as amazing as the Beatles made it out to be.


TAGS: yellow submarine the beatles
Rating: 3.07/5

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Anonymous2 - April 18, 2010, 11:51 pm, #172074
Hey, that's my next door neighbor...


AMERICAN MILITARY STRATEGY -


TAGS: john wayne horse soldiers sands of iwo jima green berets yellow ribbon
Rating: 4.73/5

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Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:41 am, #176133
John Wayne in the military for real? Not if he could help it. And he did.
ICEMAN - May 16, 2010, 12:14 am, #176127
Works for me Pilgrim. 5L


BRUNETTES - In Yellowstone, buffalo kill more people than any other animal. Who says blondes have more fun?




SINGIN' IN THE RAIN -


TAGS: yellow bluebird rain urine humor
Rating: 4.5/5

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lgvernon - June 14, 2013, 1:52 pm, #246610

Thank you, Silver!~
Silverheart - June 14, 2013, 1:49 pm, #246609
Love the twist on this! Random coincidence... Watching Clockwork Orange at the moment. Not the scene where Alex sings that song, but still...


ABORTION - Too late to reconsider


TAGS: abortion kid mom yell
Rating: 4.56/5

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suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:28 pm, #228483
see rerun, sometimes we are pessimistic for no reason : no controversy or abuse whatsoever :) cheers
gas - January 27, 2012, 3:54 pm, #228241
lol xDD


TRUTH - Belief, repetition, and decibels do not create truth.


TAGS: yelling screaming shouting liars politicians
Rating: 3.72/5

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Sean - September 30, 2010, 4:10 pm, #196209
THE UVULA Nature's little punching bag for your ....
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:25 pm, #196170
I just got them back. The ex had to return the computer and deleted the drives. An undelete program and 8 hours later and the memories were back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:23 pm, #196168
*3)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:23 pm, #196167
2) Incriminating ph**os.
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:22 pm, #196166
dude, mine got nothing. She tried but the judge had her in her sites. 2 rules. 1) good lawyer 2) female judge
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:22 pm, #196165
That's why I live in sin.
culos - September 30, 2010, 12:20 pm, #196164
My ex still keeps killing me every month and will do so for 12 years. Ain't alimony a b****!
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:20 pm, #196163
there was that, but the arsenic was the real culprit
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:18 pm, #196162
Deleting your Tevo doesn't count.
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:17 pm, #196161
I said girlfriends, the ex-wife tried to kill me. Still recovering.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:03 pm, #196152
You guys are lightweights...My Ex stabbed me with a hair pin.
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:00 pm, #196149
I second that ed, reminds me of all my ex girlfriends.
Ed-Hyde - September 30, 2010, 6:57 am, #196134
reminds me of an ex girlfriend.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 12:58 am, #196078
LOL!!!! Minus one trip to the dentist.
Derek - September 30, 2010, 12:56 am, #196076
She appears to be the prototype for inflatable dolls.


AVALANCHE - That'll teach you to yell at snow!




Don't worry, mister -




Don’t ask -


TAGS: don t yell
Rating: 4.93/5

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steve1961 - August 6, 2013, 12:39 pm, #248395
Hmmm...I'm sure when she says something is ok, she actually means "It's okay...now f*** off."
GaryO - August 6, 2013, 9:00 am, #248383
When she gets mad, she doesn’t tell me to phukk off, she just goes all silent….or I go deaf….deafer maybe. It works pretty good, cause by the time she begins to explain whatever, we end up bumpin’ fuzzies. The term ‘phukk on’ can sometimes apply.
GaryO - August 6, 2013, 8:59 am, #248382
When my lady sez ‘talk dirty to me’ and I go ‘I’m gonna tear your phukking clothes off and do yer phukking laundry’, she just gets all quizzical.
GaryO - August 6, 2013, 8:59 am, #248381
Mooooooooooooooooooo, yer woman has got to be an exception. Most wimin are cats. Period. They don’t even know how they’re going to react. How should us dawgs?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2013, 8:12 am, #248380
Not always true....My fiancee doesn't play those games, when she tells me somethings ok, it's ok. when she tells me to f*** off, she means f*** off. (she mostly tells me to f*** off)
steve1961 - August 6, 2013, 12:03 am, #248376
Sense? Perhaps not. But if you're looking for sense then you'll have to stay single.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2013, 1:32 pm, #248362
Right, that makes way more sense than just saying what you mean in the first place.
MissPriss - August 5, 2013, 10:50 am, #248361
That gentlemen is rule #5L of how to read between the fine lines of what a female means vs what she says.


PATIENCE - Is not a virtue on the Motifake's approval queue.




QUICK SAND - Sometimes that $h!t is real!


TAGS: quick sand yellow deep help halp equipment
Rating: 2.27/5

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agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 7:38 pm, #144526
No way.... quick sand is real? This isn't just shopped?


DAMN YOU -




BEWARE -


TAGS: yellow snow
Rating: 3.5/5

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BLUE SHIRT -




Durian -


TAGS: fruit king sweet yellow spiky nice delicious
Rating: 2.75/5

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garth - June 16, 2009, 8:19 pm, #87621
oh snap, pwnage
Culos - March 2, 2009, 5:01 am, #62930
Sh**sy, have you ever noticed that in writing people tend to use punctuation? I suggest you try and master that art before commenting on grammar and spelling.
Shotsy - March 2, 2009, 4:55 am, #62929
I feel stupid disregard that statement for this new one Apparently the king of fruits has no grammatical skills
Shotsy - March 2, 2009, 4:54 am, #62928
Apparently the king of fruits can't spell for ****.
Fruit King - January 4, 2009, 10:16 pm, #49293
You have insulted the king, I will know spiked you with my green thorn you banana...
Bananaobama - January 3, 2009, 7:51 am, #48879
A stinky king


YELLING - Because who in the Hell is going to push a button?




CHEESE - Why We Don't Eat It Where I Come Form


TAGS: cheese mouse ew yellow white
Rating: 2.33/5

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MercAlert - March 19, 2012, 1:25 am, #231610
Awww... cute mousey!
thatonechick - March 9, 2010, 4:43 pm, #163469
I like cookies.
AiliOD - March 9, 2010, 4:41 pm, #163468
Wait What?
MO - March 8, 2010, 1:12 pm, #163160
First rule of Motifake, all posted posters will become commuinity property. All comments theiron will usually not be IAW poster topic. At least not for long! Welcome Ailli...EEEEEEE it is OD!!!! Run for it!!
AiliOD - March 8, 2010, 1:07 pm, #163159
Hey guys, chill. It's Ailish O' Donnell, the last two letters are for my initials. That is my username for most things. But as for the pic, private joke between me and my friends, namley moonwalker and a couple others, so yeah take it easy. Ciao
Moonwalker - March 6, 2010, 2:20 pm, #162416
This Isn't OD...Whoever That Is...This Is AILISH O DONNELL...Soo...Yeah.
rerun - March 6, 2010, 12:40 pm, #162397

but they are everywhere
TheTrashHeap - March 6, 2010, 12:39 pm, #162396
I is possible that to AiliOD and his/her peers this is funny. Let's not start seeing tr***'s and douchebags in every shadow folks!
rerun - March 6, 2010, 12:39 pm, #162395

not paranoid, I just find it odd, especially as the OD is in caps
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 12:34 pm, #162394
I hope this person "AiliOD" has comment notifications turned on.
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 12:31 pm, #162392
"shudddder"
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:31 pm, #162391
I don't think that's his style. Naru of Rose, maybe.
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 12:29 pm, #162390
After the way he quit, I'm not thinking he'll use a secret second account. :(
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:25 pm, #162388
New mod jitters... he's getting that nervous twitch, and... shhhhh.... he sees dead people.
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 12:24 pm, #162387
cause it looks like the southbound end of a north bound Richard Gere?
TheTrashHeap - March 6, 2010, 12:24 pm, #162386
Getting a bit paranoid eh Rerun?
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 12:23 pm, #162385
That's not a thought that occurred to me, no. Should it have?
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:22 pm, #162384
No... not at all, why?
rerun - March 6, 2010, 12:22 pm, #162383

does anybody else find it strange that this user name has OD at the end, just days after OD left? something bad about this cheesy character
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:20 pm, #162382
Fear of cheesy motifakes? THANK YOU I'M HERE ALL WEEK!
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 12:19 pm, #162381
must be a girlie/mouse fear thingy
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 12:19 pm, #162380
I think you know as much as I do.
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:18 pm, #162379
Someone want to clue me in?
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 12:14 pm, #162375
ALISH is fairly lucky I let it through.
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 12:14 pm, #162374
Who cares...?
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:13 pm, #162373
What?
Moonwalker - March 6, 2010, 12:11 pm, #162372
AILISH MADE THIS


peace and quiet -




Yellow -




FOOD FIGHT AT RIDGEMONT HIGH - HARSH TEACHER RESPONSE




MINIMIZE THE PLIGHT -


TAGS: little yellow helpers
Rating: 4.8/5

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Swampfox - May 22, 2011, 11:12 am, #218908
And though shes not feeling ill, there's a little yellow pill.


SERENITY - May conceal an underlying fury YELLOWSTONE


TAGS: yellowstone
Rating: 4.57/5

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CloudchaserS - December 9, 2012, 12:13 am, #241299
Yep, a man who seems calm and slow to anger may be so because he has a terrible temper that he's keeping control of.


FANTASY - Because if life was like baseball my wife would've been thrown out a long time ago




PEACE -


TAGS: yellow house home dandelions poster
Rating: 4.29/5

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MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 11:29 am, #253432
Peace? Those frickin dandelions would drive me to insanity, next a mental health institution where my whole wardrobe would be a white jacket that does up the back and hospital pjs then....oh yeah you're right, peace, blissful 5L dandelion free peace.


LOOK MA - no wheels!




RUSSIAN IDEA -


TAGS: yellow submarine hydroplane russian dkranoplan
Rating: 3.93/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - April 6, 2011, 11:41 am, #215856
I'm Russian, it's Russia, and anything with Russia in it I give a good vote.
RetiredUSNChief - April 6, 2011, 2:53 am, #215851
Sweet! Actually...it did indeed leave the drydock. It just never went into production.


FRENCH’S MUSTARD -


TAGS: french mustard yellow
Rating: 3.69/5

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gufbal - June 6, 2010, 3:41 am, #179261
I used to work there! Frenchs foods in springfield mo. Nice art.
WTFO - September 22, 2009, 12:30 am, #120537
Great poster, Ron. When I was in the desert, I traded patches with a French officer. The patch is of a fighting roster in primarily desert colors. Therefore, the French AF has a patch with a yellow chicken on it. I **** you not. I laughed my a** off.


MELLOW YELLOW -




THE BATHROOM -


TAGS: bathroom motherland yellow snow
Rating: 3.37/5

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Derek - July 28, 2009, 9:11 pm, #101434
Good artwork. A soldier would never have told an officer what not to do though.
Hector - April 27, 2009, 11:41 am, #75877
Not only ph**ographers, but artists of all sorts followed the German troops in WWII. Some very interesting artwork.
Sil - April 27, 2009, 11:36 am, #75875
Great artwork! but should say Fatherland, given the German uniforms. Motherland would be used if they were Soldiers of the CCCP/USSR.


THE WIFE - "Just as I surely knew, I couldn't OUT-RUN a BEAR! I could surely out-run my HUSBAND!!"




OL' YELLOW GLOVES - simply put: a top secret indestructible, one man fighting unit, trained to hunt down and kill taliban with his bare hands. ( he only carries the gun because it goes well with his beard)




CREST WHITENING FORMULA - You're doing it wrong


TAGS: teeth white yellow toothpaste dentist
Rating: 1.81/5

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DrEvo82 - October 20, 2009, 5:34 pm, #128468
More like not at all!!


POKEMON - Because yellow is the new black




learning experience -


TAGS: polar bear cub yellow snow
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 20, 2015, 7:24 pm, #261312
LOL! C-man!
Cannabal - May 20, 2015, 5:05 pm, #261308
Of course they're not banana-flavored, it's supposed to be lemon. :P
mizzdizz - May 20, 2015, 9:45 am, #261298
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - May 20, 2015, 7:40 am, #261296
funny great pic 5er


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