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Yell Demotivational Poster

REAL MEN DON'T CRY - Until the dog dies at the end.


TAGS: vegan food tray yell kill
Rating: 4.47/5

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falloutghoul - March 8, 2012, 9:15 pm
Oh god, kill it again! It's trying to escape!


TAGS: life time statistic joke star trek death expendable crew tv show rule red yellow blue shirt
Rating: 2.69/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:58 pm
yup..102%. Regardless, the mistake isnt big enough to change the obvious impat of the real numbers that well over 70% of those in red shirts are going to get vaporized.
Chateaux - July 16, 2009, 9:37 am
Someone did it believe me... visit and enjoy this: http://www.sitelogicmarketing.com/blog/02-a***ytics-according-to-captain-kirk
culos - July 15, 2009, 8:46 am
Someone needs to get a life! Seriously who has time to add up those percentages????
Jetman - July 15, 2009, 8:40 am
Someone needs to learn math, 102%?


ARGUING. - She's learning early.

YELLOW SUBMARINE - Not as amazing as the Beatles made it out to be.

TAGS: yellow submarine the beatles
Rating: 3.07/5

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Anonymous2 - April 18, 2010, 11:51 pm
Hey, that's my next door neighbor...


TAGS: john wayne horse soldiers sands of iwo jima green berets yellow ribbon
Rating: 4.73/5

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Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:41 am
John Wayne in the military for real? Not if he could help it. And he did.
ICEMAN - May 16, 2010, 12:14 am
Works for me Pilgrim. 5L

BRUNETTES - In Yellowstone, buffalo kill more people than any other animal. Who says blondes have more fun?


TAGS: yellow bluebird rain urine humor
Rating: 4.5/5

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lgvernon - June 14, 2013, 1:52 pm

Thank you, Silver!~
Silverheart - June 14, 2013, 1:49 pm
Love the twist on this! Random coincidence... Watching Clockwork Orange at the moment. Not the scene where Alex sings that song, but still...

ABORTION - Too late to reconsider

TAGS: abortion kid mom yell
Rating: 4.56/5

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suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:28 pm
see rerun, sometimes we are pessimistic for no reason : no controversy or abuse whatsoever :) cheers
gas - January 27, 2012, 3:54 pm
lol xDD

TRUTH - Belief, repetition, and decibels do not create truth.

TAGS: yelling screaming shouting liars politicians
Rating: 3.72/5

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Sean - September 30, 2010, 4:10 pm
THE UVULA Nature's little punching bag for your ....
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:25 pm
I just got them back. The ex had to return the computer and deleted the drives. An undelete program and 8 hours later and the memories were back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:23 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:23 pm
2) Incriminating ph**os.
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:22 pm
dude, mine got nothing. She tried but the judge had her in her sites. 2 rules. 1) good lawyer 2) female judge
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:22 pm
That's why I live in sin.
culos - September 30, 2010, 12:20 pm
My ex still keeps killing me every month and will do so for 12 years. Ain't alimony a b****!
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:20 pm
there was that, but the arsenic was the real culprit
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:18 pm
Deleting your Tevo doesn't count.
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:17 pm
I said girlfriends, the ex-wife tried to kill me. Still recovering.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:03 pm
You guys are lightweights...My Ex stabbed me with a hair pin.
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:00 pm
I second that ed, reminds me of all my ex girlfriends.
Ed-Hyde - September 30, 2010, 6:57 am
reminds me of an ex girlfriend.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 12:58 am
LOL!!!! Minus one trip to the dentist.
Derek - September 30, 2010, 12:56 am
She appears to be the prototype for inflatable dolls.

AVALANCHE - That'll teach you to yell at snow!

Don't worry, mister -

Don’t ask -

TAGS: don t yell
Rating: 4.94/5

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steve1961 - August 6, 2013, 12:39 pm
Hmmm...I'm sure when she says something is ok, she actually means "It's okay...now f*** off."
GaryO - August 6, 2013, 9:00 am
When she gets mad, she doesn’t tell me to phukk off, she just goes all silent….or I go deaf….deafer maybe. It works pretty good, cause by the time she begins to explain whatever, we end up bumpin’ fuzzies. The term ‘phukk on’ can sometimes apply.
GaryO - August 6, 2013, 8:59 am
When my lady sez ‘talk dirty to me’ and I go ‘I’m gonna tear your phukking clothes off and do yer phukking laundry’, she just gets all quizzical.
GaryO - August 6, 2013, 8:59 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo, yer woman has got to be an exception. Most wimin are cats. Period. They don’t even know how they’re going to react. How should us dawgs?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2013, 8:12 am
Not always true....My fiancee doesn't play those games, when she tells me somethings ok, it's ok. when she tells me to f*** off, she means f*** off. (she mostly tells me to f*** off)
steve1961 - August 6, 2013, 12:03 am
Sense? Perhaps not. But if you're looking for sense then you'll have to stay single.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2013, 1:32 pm
Right, that makes way more sense than just saying what you mean in the first place.
MissPriss - August 5, 2013, 10:50 am
That gentlemen is rule #5L of how to read between the fine lines of what a female means vs what she says.

PATIENCE - Is not a virtue on the Motifake's approval queue.

QUICK SAND - Sometimes that $h!t is real!

TAGS: quick sand yellow deep help halp equipment
Rating: 2.27/5

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agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 7:38 pm
No way.... quick sand is real? This isn't just shopped?



TAGS: yellow snow
Rating: 3.5/5

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Durian -

TAGS: fruit king sweet yellow spiky nice delicious
Rating: 2.75/5

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garth - June 16, 2009, 8:19 pm
oh snap, pwnage
Culos - March 2, 2009, 5:01 am
Sh**sy, have you ever noticed that in writing people tend to use punctuation? I suggest you try and master that art before commenting on grammar and spelling.
Shotsy - March 2, 2009, 4:55 am
I feel stupid disregard that statement for this new one Apparently the king of fruits has no grammatical skills
Shotsy - March 2, 2009, 4:54 am
Apparently the king of fruits can't spell for ****.
Fruit King - January 4, 2009, 10:16 pm
You have insulted the king, I will know spiked you with my green thorn you banana...
Bananaobama - January 3, 2009, 7:51 am
A stinky king

YELLING - Because who in the Hell is going to push a button?

CHEESE - Why We Don't Eat It Where I Come Form

TAGS: cheese mouse ew yellow white
Rating: 2.33/5

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MercAlert - March 19, 2012, 1:25 am
Awww... cute mousey!
thatonechick - March 9, 2010, 4:43 pm
I like cookies.
AiliOD - March 9, 2010, 4:41 pm
Wait What?
MO - March 8, 2010, 1:12 pm
First rule of Motifake, all posted posters will become commuinity property. All comments theiron will usually not be IAW poster topic. At least not for long! Welcome Ailli...EEEEEEE it is OD!!!! Run for it!!
AiliOD - March 8, 2010, 1:07 pm
Hey guys, chill. It's Ailish O' Donnell, the last two letters are for my initials. That is my username for most things. But as for the pic, private joke between me and my friends, namley moonwalker and a couple others, so yeah take it easy. Ciao
Moonwalker - March 6, 2010, 2:20 pm
This Isn't OD...Whoever That Is...This Is AILISH O DONNELL...Soo...Yeah.
rerun - March 6, 2010, 12:40 pm

but they are everywhere
TheTrashHeap - March 6, 2010, 12:39 pm
I is possible that to AiliOD and his/her peers this is funny. Let's not start seeing tr***'s and douchebags in every shadow folks!
rerun - March 6, 2010, 12:39 pm

not paranoid, I just find it odd, especially as the OD is in caps
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 12:34 pm
I hope this person "AiliOD" has comment notifications turned on.
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 12:31 pm
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:31 pm
I don't think that's his style. Naru of Rose, maybe.
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 12:29 pm
After the way he quit, I'm not thinking he'll use a secret second account. :(
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:25 pm
New mod jitters... he's getting that nervous twitch, and... shhhhh.... he sees dead people.
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 12:24 pm
cause it looks like the southbound end of a north bound Richard Gere?
TheTrashHeap - March 6, 2010, 12:24 pm
Getting a bit paranoid eh Rerun?
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 12:23 pm
That's not a thought that occurred to me, no. Should it have?
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:22 pm
No... not at all, why?
rerun - March 6, 2010, 12:22 pm

does anybody else find it strange that this user name has OD at the end, just days after OD left? something bad about this cheesy character
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:20 pm
Fear of cheesy motifakes? THANK YOU I'M HERE ALL WEEK!
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 12:19 pm
must be a girlie/mouse fear thingy
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 12:19 pm
I think you know as much as I do.
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:18 pm
Someone want to clue me in?
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 12:14 pm
ALISH is fairly lucky I let it through.
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 12:14 pm
Who cares...?
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:13 pm
Moonwalker - March 6, 2010, 12:11 pm

peace and quiet -

Yellow -



TAGS: little yellow helpers
Rating: 4.8/5

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Swampfox - May 22, 2011, 11:12 am
And though shes not feeling ill, there's a little yellow pill.

SERENITY - May conceal an underlying fury YELLOWSTONE

TAGS: yellowstone
Rating: 4.57/5

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CloudchaserS - December 9, 2012, 12:13 am
Yep, a man who seems calm and slow to anger may be so because he has a terrible temper that he's keeping control of.

FANTASY - Because if life was like baseball my wife would've been thrown out a long time ago


TAGS: yellow house home dandelions poster
Rating: 4.29/5

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MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 11:29 am
Peace? Those frickin dandelions would drive me to insanity, next a mental health institution where my whole wardrobe would be a white jacket that does up the back and hospital pjs then....oh yeah you're right, peace, blissful 5L dandelion free peace.

LOOK MA - no wheels!


TAGS: yellow submarine hydroplane russian dkranoplan
Rating: 3.93/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - April 6, 2011, 11:41 am
I'm Russian, it's Russia, and anything with Russia in it I give a good vote.
RetiredUSNChief - April 6, 2011, 2:53 am
Sweet! Actually...it did indeed leave the drydock. It just never went into production.


TAGS: french mustard yellow
Rating: 3.69/5

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gufbal - June 6, 2010, 3:41 am
I used to work there! Frenchs foods in springfield mo. Nice art.
WTFO - September 22, 2009, 12:30 am
Great poster, Ron. When I was in the desert, I traded patches with a French officer. The patch is of a fighting roster in primarily desert colors. Therefore, the French AF has a patch with a yellow chicken on it. I **** you not. I laughed my a** off.



TAGS: bathroom motherland yellow snow
Rating: 3.37/5

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Derek - July 28, 2009, 9:11 pm
Good artwork. A soldier would never have told an officer what not to do though.
Hector - April 27, 2009, 11:41 am
Not only ph**ographers, but artists of all sorts followed the German troops in WWII. Some very interesting artwork.
Sil - April 27, 2009, 11:36 am
Great artwork! but should say Fatherland, given the German uniforms. Motherland would be used if they were Soldiers of the CCCP/USSR.

THE WIFE - "Just as I surely knew, I couldn't OUT-RUN a BEAR! I could surely out-run my HUSBAND!!"

OL' YELLOW GLOVES - simply put: a top secret indestructible, one man fighting unit, trained to hunt down and kill taliban with his bare hands. ( he only carries the gun because it goes well with his beard)

CREST WHITENING FORMULA - You're doing it wrong

TAGS: teeth white yellow toothpaste dentist
Rating: 1.81/5

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DrEvo82 - October 20, 2009, 5:34 pm
More like not at all!!

POKEMON - Because yellow is the new black

learning experience -

TAGS: polar bear cub yellow snow
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 20, 2015, 7:24 pm
LOL! C-man!
Cannabal - May 20, 2015, 5:05 pm
Of course they're not banana-flavored, it's supposed to be lemon. :P
mizzdizz - May 20, 2015, 9:45 am
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - May 20, 2015, 7:40 am
funny great pic 5er